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I want to fuck something.
But this is why pornography should be revamped, to make it more educational. They tend to default to a few styles of sex in porn because they give...
C, X, and Q are useless, but the word "Qi" looks so cool with a Q. I have no favorite.
Perversion: deviation from the natural state caused by outside influence. I do not have a hint of perversion.
Tru dat. Also, tru dat other thing that guy said later. There's nothing wrong with sluts, male or female, and it's nobody's business what you do....
Iron body training.
A Capybara to guard my self-sustaining solar greenhouse jungle ecosystem. Have you ever seen a capybara? It is the cutest thing imaginable....
Wow, your parents must have had some fucked up genetic deformities. I look kind of like Homo erectus, kind of. By the way, I've a Homo erectus...
Harps kick ass. I wired up an electric harp just last night and rocked this fucking town with music so psychedelic that the angels in heaven were...
Hating bad people isn't a flaw. It's not even better to be an infinitely forgiving saint. It's just another way, not up on the scale. Righteous...
Damn, you got to it first. I was going to say the same thing. My luminous exitance is something between an adobe brick and a concrete block in the...
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
I HATE EVERYONE IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD! If you don't hate anyone, then I fucking hate you.
Every teacher I had in high school was like that. Fucking cunts.
I love the idea of pornography. I draw cartoon porn sometimes. But most of what's readily available is of such terrible quality that it's not even...
"What the fuck is the Internet?" Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Everything is a dead end. EVERYTHING. What the fuck. I can't keep putting energy in every direction when none of it comes back to me. I stand in...
Well, aren't you demanding. Maybe I will draw something, but my computer's being far too shitty to scan anything new right now, so I'm uploading...
What's with all the self-contradictory messages all over people's profiles? Someone will be all like "I love sucking dick!" and then say they're...
Zero fucks? That's a shame. I like fucks. I could understand zero shits, because they don't make very good gifts, except to the Earth.
