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Black Zephyr

Discussion in 'Arts' started by Zeusy, Jun 17, 2009.

  1. Zeusy

    Zeusy The Surreal Love Bastard

    I'd like too say thanks to the following people for helpin me with the story:
    Angel of Game


    Chapter I : They Came

    A thread has been posted in The Funny-Games Forums. FGF Meeting. All the Valued Members, Moderators and Admins are Invited. All the memeber are excited and wanted to show up. The Venue is a Hotel in Canada. Many Users posted saying they would show up. A few Months later the Users start to come.
    In Miami, a popular user by the name of Zeusy picks up his close friend, who just so happened to be one of the most hated users, Kyoujin or what other know him by as Draggy. Zeusy Is goin to drive his Honda all the way up to Canada with Draggy.
    "yeah just put you shit in the trunk" Zeusy said
    "So how long will it take us to get to Canada, Zeusy?" Asked Draggy
    "Hmm if the traffic is ood and we don't get distracted, it would take us about 4 days" Said Zeusy

    Car Draggy the dashboard covers in band stickers. Alot of Band that he himself never heard of. Most of which are Thrash and Black Metal BAnds.
    "Jesus Christ, Where did you get all these Stickers?" said Draggy
    "Each sticker is from every concert i been too" Said Zeusy

    On the days leading up to they arrived to the U.S.- Canadian Border, Zeusy and Draggy Talked, Argued and Reminisce on different topics such as Music, Movies, Animes, Mangas, Sex, and other shit.

    "Fucken Eh We are finally are here." Said Zeusy
    "Yeah, You got you passport?" asked Draggy

    After waiting in the line of cars to get into Canada, they finally arrived at the gate.

    "Passports, Please" Said the Canadian customs
    "Yeah here" Said Zeusy passing the passports to the Canadian
    "Where you guys come from, eh?" said the Canadian
    "Oh We are from Miami" Said Zeusy
    "Oh thats a very long Trip." Said the Canadian
    "yes Very Long, Been Drivin for like 4 days" Said Zeusy
    "why did you come all this way to Canada for Anyways" Said the canadian
    "Oh just to visit a friends" Said Zeusy
    "Ah, well Have Fun then, Jayson, And Welcome to Canada" Said the canadian looking at Zeusy's passport

    "Ok where the fuck is this place?" said Draggy

    looking at his mapquest direction Zeusy reads it carefully.
    After about 3 hours of searching area they finally fin the Hotel.

    "THERE IT IS!!" said Zeusy and Draggy.
    "this calls for some Music" Said Zeusy
    "since we are in Canada, Lets blast some Canadian Death Metal" Said Zeusy

    Blasting "Phobophile" by the Canadian band Cryptopsy

    Inside in her room, Zephyr sharing a room with NoE.

    "do you hear that?" said Zephyr
    "Hear what?" questioned NoE
    "No Really listen closely" said Zephyr

    Silent for a second hearin the Sounds etting louder

    "What in God's name is that music" Said NoE
    "I think thats Death Metal, and do you know Who listens to Death Metal?" said Zephyr

    NoE thinks for a second and then realizes.
    "Oh That Must Be Zeusy!" Said NoE
    "LEts Go greet them" said Zephyr
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 17, 2009
  2. Saintnight

    Saintnight Banned

    I nearly cracked up on that part. I can't wait for whats next ;P
  3. Angel of Game

    Angel of Game You want ban?

    Great story, Zeusy!
    Can't wait the next part. :D
  4. [zephyr]

    [zephyr] Neo-Maxi Zoom Dweebie

    Now im excited to read the rest :]
  5. NoE

    NoE Pride ♥

    Outstanding. You have skill.. I cant WAIT 'till chapter 2, gonna be epic. :thumb:
  6. Chaossama

    Chaossama Just a user, literally

    Great stuff, Zeusy. Keep up the good work! As Kristy said, can't wait for the next chapter.
  7. RawrHunnii

    RawrHunnii Rawr, Since1994.

    Can't wait for the next part =D
  8. Zeusy

    Zeusy The Surreal Love Bastard

    Chapter II: Friends Meet

    Zeusy and Draggy stepped out of the Car
    "Are we the first ones here" said Draggy
    "I dunno" said

    Zeusy stretched. Then a split second later. SOmethin Hits Zeusy With Tramendous Force. Zeusy Flew Back Hittin the round.

    "WHAT THE HELL?!?" yelled Zeusy

    Zeusy then realized who could it have been.

    "Zephyr?" asked Zeusy
    "Yeah its me." Said Zephyr

    "What the hell Happened" asked Draggy
    "Its Zephyr" said Zeusy

    "Oh Hi Zephyr" said Draggy
    "Hi Draggy" said Zephyr

    "So how you came here, Zephyr" said Zeusy
    "Oh I just took a plane here, was long and painful but i got her, I had to sit between 2 obese people throuht the whole flight" said Zephyr

    Draggy and Zeusy Chuckled a little.

    "Well that must've sucked" said Draggy
    "Fuck Yeah It Did, Sandwiched between 2 fatass People for 10 hours" said Zephyr

    Taking the bags out of the trunks.

    "Well did you drive all the way here?" asked Zephyr
    "Yeah for 4 fuckin day with him" said Zeusy pointin at Draggy
    "Hey!" said Draggy
    "Just kidding Draggy" Said Zeusy

    Walkin towards the Hotel. Zeusy and Draggy Meets another Well Known User, NoE.

    "Hey is that.." Said Zeusy then getting interupt mid-sentence a huge hug from NoE

    "HI ZEUSY!! said NoE
    "Hi.... NoE" Said Zeusy
    "Hey how come I'm not ettin any warm welcomes" said Draggy
    "Ok if you insist" said NoE , givin Draggy a hug

    walking inside the hotel. Zeusy Checked in their room.

    "Your room is on the 4th floor" said the man in front desk said

    takin the elevator to their room. Zeusy and Draggy sees their room. A Dull White Room with two beds and a TV, with a bathroom in the next room.

    "Its a decent room" said Draggy
    "Yeah it is" said Zeusy

    Zeusy collapse from fatigue onto one of the beds.
  9. kerrod8

    kerrod8 I Better Find Your Heart.

    Lol that bit is funny. it's a good story so far. Oh and thanks for putting my name in at the Special thanks list.
  10. [zephyr]

    [zephyr] Neo-Maxi Zoom Dweebie

    Chapter 3? =]​
  11. L3AD3R


    awesome story! Can't wait for the next chapter. :)
  12. RawrHunnii

    RawrHunnii Rawr, Since1994.

    Must do a 3rd.
  13. mrgrum

    mrgrum masterGRUM

    dude you gota make a third
  14. wazza

    wazza Funny Dude

    Yeah bring Chapter 3 on.
  15. Deadly shot

    Deadly shot The Offensive Type!

    As a Critic.

    Pretty awsome
    I approve and recommend to read NAO!

    - Deadly Shot

    P.S: If you mind some typos fans out there.

    I consider you, a fag. xD
  16. Angel of Game

    Angel of Game You want ban?

    Where's the Chapter 3? :p

    Nah, take your time. I'll wait. :D
  17. Zeusy

    Zeusy The Surreal Love Bastard

    The Long Awaited arrival of the Third chapter. You probably thinkin "What the fuck took YOu so Long Zeusy D:<". The Reason is That I busy....... Doing nothing. I had a case of Writer's Block and also I Was Very fuckin' Lazy. Well, Now since i feel Guilty that you people been Waiting So Patiently For this chapter. Sorry for the Wait, My bad..
    -Goretastic Zeusy

    Chapter III: The Game Room

    After Zeusy had Passed Out on his bed, Kyoujin explored the room a bit. He looked out the Window, Not Seeing Much, Just Road and buncha Trees. Draggy Looks Through The bathroom, just standard shit, Large Sink, toilet, tub. and a coffee Maker on top the Counter. After getting Bored of the room Dray decides to got explore the rest of the Hotel.

    Draggy Reaches to the ground floor of the hotel. Draggy Noticed that there was a game room. The Game room was lit with black light, the Room Filled with Retro games from the 80's and 90's, also having Pinball Machines, a Billiard Table, Some Slot Machines, and 2 Air hockey tables. Kyoujin realizes There was only one other Person In that large room. The sound effects from a South Park Pinball machine, A Kid beating the high scores with no mercy. Kyoujin looks at the kid who was playing the Pinball machine. This Kid was Asian. Kyoujin Approaches the kid whose unaware of his surrounding and is really into the Pinball Game.

    "Some Score You Making." Kyoujin Says
    There was no Response from the kid.
    "Wow, How long where You standing Here?" Asked Kyouin
    "Ok Damn" Said Kyoujin backing away

    Walking Around Look at all the Games, Kyoujin went to The Change Exchange Machine, but in a 5 Canadian Dollar Bill in the Machine. He only got back 18 Canadian Quarters.

    "what the Fuck, Peice of Shit" said Kyoujin a he walked fronmt he machine.

    After Look throw the selection of games, he choose a game He never Seen before. The Game was in 8-bit form. the Game was called "The Gruesome Tale of a Mad Man name Angel".

    "Hehe, What The Fuck Is This" Kyoujin Said To himself.

    Kyoujin inserts a Quarter. He Presses the Start Button
    the intro Screen appears, Yellow 8-bit Text with black background Scollin Up slowly.

    Many years Ago there was a Man came in the woods. This man not Right in the Head and not Riht Physically As Well. The Man Was Male nor Female. This Man Kills anyone who Enter the woods. This Man is Name ANGEL.

    You have wondered into this woods, Its cold, Its Wild, And there is no protection from ANGEL. Escape With Your Life, But Be careful. don't make him see you, He wouldn't stop his vicious attack until you are dead.

    The Game Stats, Loud Eerie 8-bit Music start playing. Kyoujin plays the Games for 2 minutes and Dies.

    "Wow, What The Fuck" Kyoujin says putting in another coin.

    Another Minute Passes and Kyoujin Loses The Game.

    "Son Of A..." Kyoujin Says Putting in yet another coin

    The Asian Kid come Up To Kyoujin.
    "Oh Your Playing That Game, You Can last more than 10 minutes on it. It Mindlessly Hard." Said the Kid

    "Why Do They Make This game SO Hard?!" Said Draggy Putting in Another coin

    "I played this game already, Nearly spend half my cash on it, Its pointless, that Angel Character With always Find You.." Said the Kid

    "Fuck.." Kyojin said in Frustration

    "Anyways, The Name Is Deadly.... Deadly Shot" Said the Kid
    "Oh Hi! I'm Kyoujin"said Kyoujin Shaking hands with Deadly
  18. [zephyr]

    [zephyr] Neo-Maxi Zoom Dweebie

    "Oh Hi! I'm Kyoujin"said Kyoujin" xD
    That made me laugh :p
    He had to be corny didnt he xD
  19. Senzafine

    Senzafine Guest

    Ahahahaha!! Kyoujin and his 18 quarters. xD
    And it's about time, pendejo! =D
    *Waits patiently for chapter 4*
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 8, 2009
  20. Saintnight

    Saintnight Banned

    Angel...in a video game...hunting(as in game)...thats genderless?
    Allusions FTW

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