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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by UzumakiNARuTO, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. kingjazzad12

    kingjazzad12 Banned

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    then he drank up the piss with glee
    and turned on the radio to ACDC

    (fuzz as in pubic hair lol)
     
  2. UzumakiNARuTO

    UzumakiNARuTO What?

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    Then a boy came to pee,
    He pissed in his mouth,
    And did a no. 2 on his chest,
    Then he saw a cute girl,
    With really large breasts,
    We walked over to her,
    And offered a gift,
    It was a coat of fur,
    But it had a bad whiff,
    So he sprayed it with deodarant,
     
  3. raz197

    raz197 hitsugaya toshiro

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    but he forgot he was alergic to deodorand and he meet his final end...
     
  4. Colt

    Colt The World Is Yours

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    now with this end he went to heaven
    he thought he was lucky as the number seven,
    But his name was not on the list
    because everyday he got totally pissed.
    They sent him straight down to hell
    "unlucky" he thought as he fell and fell
    for he would burn for the rest of eternity in hell. :dpopcorn:
     
  5. raz197

    raz197 hitsugaya toshiro

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    in the hell he did a deal with the devil
    so he make him to be evil...
     
  6. Charismatic_Caterpie

    Charismatic_Caterpie Professional Gamer

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    Hate ta say it, but some of the ones before me don't rhyme well or even flow.

    Evil though he was,
    he still got chased by the fuzz
    Running in Hell's streets,
    burning coals at his feet

    Turns out the Popo and the Devil are the same,
    Guess the ruler of Hell turned out pretty lame
    So this man continued his life, like in a game
    But he still couldn't even remember his name
     
  7. ericcartman

    ericcartman n00b

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    Super erase.
     
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  8. UzumakiNARuTO

    UzumakiNARuTO What?

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    Dude...

    My gun's pointing at your face,
    I'm gonna pull the trigger,
     
  9. Mehtevaz

    Mehtevaz 733+ $

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    plez niger dont pull the trigger
    or ill pull the trigger on u(has gun under jaket)
     
  10. UzumakiNARuTO

    UzumakiNARuTO What?

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    So he's not gonna pull the trigger,
    But he's badly got the flu,
    He's not even angry from being called a nigger,
    But the trigger's pulled when he goes "ATISHOO!"
     
  11. Charismatic_Caterpie

    Charismatic_Caterpie Professional Gamer

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    I don't like Jazzad too,
    but I think I'll change the point of view
    as the nameless man was rushing through
    the gun was shot and blew into
    the nameless man's left arm
    But as he's resurrected, it didn't do any harm
     
  12. UzumakiNARuTO

    UzumakiNARuTO What?

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    He notices a scratch on his palm,
    And a hole in his arm,
    Now it starts to bleed,
    So he goes home and starts to read,
    But he can't get his mind off the pain,
    Then he hears the doorbell ring,
    And he hears an enlightening thing,
    He finally hears his real name,
    He finds out that it's Wayne,
    Now that gets his mind off the pain.
     
  13. brown log

    brown log n00b

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    By turning to strong liquer
    which makes his heart beat quicker
    hes having palpatations
    and suffering severe constapation
     
  14. putrigirl

    putrigirl @nn!5h@

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    then he hit the bartenderb with a golfing club
     
  15. okopipurtdfr

    okopipurtdfr In a land far,far away...

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    he got a hole-in-ass
     
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  16. Sony

    Sony n00b

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    He killed everyone who was at the pub...
     
  17. crazy kid

    crazy kid n00b?

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    then he stole all the fud
    and whent to go out
    with his bud
    he gave out a shout
    my fud my fud
     
  18. DarkStar

    DarkStar Banned

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    oh go chew the cud
    and make a fuss
    because your moms on the bus
    which left witthout you
    so you cant go to the motherf***ing zoo



    worst poem i ever made
     
  19. boxdude

    boxdude king of cheese>:D

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    bohooo you dont go to the mother f***ing zoo
    you start to poo
    it smells like stew
    you eat the poo thats tastes liek stew

    lol this was kinda funny o_O
     
  20. comediac

    comediac hell's gatekeeper

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    but you puke the poo
    which dont taste like stew
    the second time through

    ive never been very good with poems, sorry if it sucked
     

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