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Counter Attack

Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by DragonWolf67, Aug 31, 2008.

  1. vortex4000

    vortex4000 Viva la Vortex.

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    I cut the rope and fall into the hgouse, Where I then open the door and walk out.

    I Eat you.
     
  2. Just so you know vortex.your counter failed because you landed on spikes.....so your attack instantly failed too!!:D

    Now for my attack:i throw a flower pot at your head!!with th soil ,flowers,and it was recently watered and is about 3 ft high and 1 ft wide.
     
  3. shortmalay

    shortmalay ... shots you silly.

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    lol he landed on spikes...

    Anyways, I sidestepped.

    OH TEH NOES! Your head is clamped in a compressor made of stainless steel. It's at a temperature of 150 degrees CELSIUS(My country uses metic units), you dropped your gloves and you are trapped in an empty room without a door.
     
  4. vortex4000

    vortex4000 Viva la Vortex.

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    I die.

    The clamp presses a landmine and blows you up.
     
  5. I become a cloud of electricity and bounce everywhere over and over.melting the steel walls and then electrifying shortmalay.Yes that was my attack n evasive maneuver:finger:
     
  6. I have an invincible umbrella. Hehehe...

    I shake a can of soda and throw it at you.
     
  7. MegaMan

    MegaMan Guest

    I duck out of the way and your can of soda hit's the man standing behind me, who happens to be Ronnie Coleman

    Now for my attack... I whisper to Ronnie that you called him a faggot, and he beats the ever lasting hell out of you.
     
  8. adz321

    adz321 game player

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    i shoot him with a shotgun:guns:

    i smuther you in petrol and set u alite:fmad:
     
  9. okopipurtdfr

    okopipurtdfr In a land far,far away...

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    Im right beside a simming pool, and dive in.

    I unleash the T virus on you, thus turning half your town into mindless brain-eating zombies.
    (They eat brains becuase, as I said, your mindless)
     
  10. Angel of Game

    Angel of Game You want ban?

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    Like the Resident Evil: Apocalypse, i run away with helicopter and the town is destroyed by nuke.

    Now for my attack... i force you to eat rotten jellyfish.:D
     
  11. shortmalay

    shortmalay ... shots you silly.

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    *munch* *munch* Yum, doesn't taste bad at all.

    This is gonna hurt... You step on a disabled landmine.
     
  12. vortex4000

    vortex4000 Viva la Vortex.

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    Nothing... Happens? What the hell!

    I nuke your hometown, And I tell you this after, because if I told you before, You would have evacuated.
     
  13. Angel of Game

    Angel of Game You want ban?

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    When you tell about nuke my hometown, I'm on vacation in Hawaii. So I'm safe.:D

    Now for my attack... I smash your head with mirror.
     
  14. NinjaMonkey

    NinjaMonkey Master Exploder

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    Everyone knows that I have a head harder than steel, so your puny mirror fails. Epically.

    Now for teh attackz0rz...

    I sic Hershey on you, who turns you into chocolate with her powaz. I then proceed to eat you. YUMMEH!
     
  15. vortex4000

    vortex4000 Viva la Vortex.

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    Thats fine by me, I would rather have Hershey to eat me than anyone else.

    I break a cup of coffee on your head and not only do you almost fall unconcious, but the coffee burns as well. Then I poke the large lump on your forehead and you die.
     
  16. non-aholic

    non-aholic n00b

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    it turns out that your coffee is achully dr. pepper so all i do is get wet and before you break it on my head,i turn it into a to-go cup made of styrofoam

    attack:since your at close range i take out lord onrahs sword and a butterfly sword from giuld wars and double slice your head of, doin 300 damage.
     
  17. KISS IT FooL!

    I sneak up behind you and cut your head off then shoot your dead body.
    :guns: :confused:
     
  18. non-aholic

    non-aholic n00b

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    i doge it and untie a knot connected to the wall,and a chandalier falls on you.both counter and attack.
     
  19. Angel of Game

    Angel of Game You want ban?

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    Luckily, i right beside it so i only surprised.

    Now for my attack... i force you to in the refrigerator, i lock it and set to absolute zero temperature.
     
  20. Tacki999

    Tacki999 The One Who is Not Emo

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    Now you die

    I use a ice cube to shut down the fridge!!

    I use my super power to shoot a magic blast at you!! (muhahahahahahahahahahahahah)
     

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