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End of the World.

Discussion in 'Intelligent Discussion' started by 15/m&bored, Feb 15, 2010.

  1. 15/m&bored

    15/m&bored Banned

    There are many different theories and movies about how the world as we know it will end, zombie apocalypse, us stupid humans giving the robots AI, 2012 etc.
    I want to know, how do you lot believe it will happen, and how are you going to survive it?
  2. Aldrin

    Aldrin Guest

    1. Mayan Calendar
    The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:
    • Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone
    • Sacrificing Virgins.
    Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it’s likely they’ve got the end of the world right as well.

    2. Sun Storms
    Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it’s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

    3. The Atom Smasher
    Scientists in Europe have been building the world’s largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it’s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They’re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

    The Bible says…
    "If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn’t bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell."
    Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

    5. Super Volcano
    Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple – it’s sitting on top of the world’s biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we’re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

    6. The Physicists
    This one’s case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they’ve determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they’re claiming their calculations prove, that we’re all going to die, very soon – while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

    7. Slip-Slop-Slap-BANG!
    We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so – and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.
  3. Chaossama

    Chaossama Just a user, literally

    Mayan Calendar - BS.

    Sun Storms: Possibly. I'd like to see you cite your sources for that though.

    LHC: Religious conspiracy BS. LHC's been in operation for a while now, and the world hasn't broken down so get off their damn backs already.

    Super Volcano: I'd like to see your sources for the 2012 date. Last I heard, it was building pressure, but not enough to go off until another hundred years or so, if not more.

    Physicists: BS.

    Magnetic Poles - It means the magnetic field will shift, but it will not have any effect on the tectonic plates or other such significant events.

    In short: All your theories are BS and need further sources than "I heard some crackpot say so, so I believe it"

    End of the world? Not for another 5 million years or so, when the Sun expands into a red Giant. But I'll be dead then, so I don't care. Anybody who quotes 2012 at you is pulling hot air and BS out of their ass.
  4. the disciple

    the disciple not good=not the end

    Wow this realy is a cheerful thread innit god you could talk about anything but no it has to be The End Of The World!!!! Answering the question a black hole simple!:coolgleam::hihi::hihi:
  5. Chaossama

    Chaossama Just a user, literally

    Conspiracy theorists are just always around....
  6. loladin

    loladin Whaddawhore

    As far as I'm concerned the end of the world is when I die.
    If you think that I'm going to care about what happens to anything when I'm decomposing you've got another thing coming.

    And as far as the conspiracy theories go, hah, wasn't 2000 supposed to be the apocalypse? As far as I can recall there was no horsemen, world wide powercut, earth quake or meteor bombardments that evening. A lot of drunk people, but nothing that made me go "Oh crap! They were right all along!".
  7. Chaossama

    Chaossama Just a user, literally

    Nah, 2000 was supposed to be the end of computers, as what happened is that the dates wouldn't match up.

    Not really the end of the world, from what I heard. Unless you mean something other than the Y2K bug.

    But yeah, good point, end of the world = the day you die, because after that, who gives a damn.
  8. Angel of Game

    Angel of Game You want ban?

    The world will be ended when I want it to end. And I will do it when you all sleep peacefully. So, do not worry! You won't know how world will be ended at all! :rcain:

    To be honest, I don't really care about how and when world will be ended. I just wish that I die peacefully like sleeping than watch how this world is ended like. I won't be fun.
  9. Chaossama

    Chaossama Just a user, literally

    Yeah, I can imagine that it wouldn't be.

    May it just pass in our sleep
  10. Deadly shot

    Deadly shot The Offensive Type!


    the world will end when porn vanishes.
  11. Dr. Nick

    Dr. Nick Dr. Doc

    If anything I see this happening the before all of "end of world theories"
    I guess it wouldn't be "The end of the world" So much as end of all life on the planet but whatever.

    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 6, 2010
  12. Chaossama

    Chaossama Just a user, literally

    And your logic for that is?

    He's not the best president, but end of the world? Are you an idiot, or was that supposed to be a joke?
  13. frankenfish

    frankenfish Computer Guru

    yes they can. lol. they do all the time.
  14. kerrod8

    kerrod8 I Better Find Your Heart.

    Honestly I think it will be a disease that comes from a supposed cure for another disease. It will mutate and kill everyone.

    No i'm not trying to be funny or be like I am Legend. I'm being truthfull.

    If not that Scientists are going to F%$K up bad one day, and we will be here to pay. They'll do something that nature never intended to happen and screw the world up.
  15. Dantos

    Dantos ¦)

    I don't think the world will end anytime soon, but who knows.
    Atleast i have no idea how the world will end, but to say it'll end in 2012 is stupid. Just because some old calendar said some stuff doesn't prove it'll happen.

    I suppose food shortage and resources running scarce is something to worry about.

  16. iNinja

    iNinja 16, Male. Bi-Sexual.

    I agree. For any person who believes in the Mayan Calender thing, Their calender ends on December 21, Just like ours ends on New Years. Don't know who made up the 2012 thing? Robots? I think we are all smart enough and seen enough of I-Robot to know not to do that. Sun Storms? Yeah they are starting to happen, But it's all apart of a cycle. The Earth is like a vagina, It heals it's self. So I know for a fact that it could handle the storms. It has for this long hasn't it? And no where in the bible does it say anything about 2012 or any date for Armageddon. Christians do believe that Jesus is coming back soon, But there is no set date. God does not work on a schedule. When the time is right he will come. Super Volcano, Could be devastating, But we have the Technology to live through that, Whether it be a Vault underground like Fallout (Video Game) Or just some shelters. We could purify the air and such. And if you paid attention in science class, The Magnetic Poles switch every so often, They are made to do so. So that's jank too.
  17. williamslewis

    williamslewis n00b

    Predictions have been made of several events that some Christians believe are related: the second coming of Jesus, the war of Armageddon, the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, the Tribulation, the Rapture, some horrendous natural disaster, etc. Jewish, Islamic, psychic and occult predictions have also been offered as well. 1

    In this section of our web site, we have listed over 7 dozen past predictions of the end of the world which have one factor in common: none ever came true. There is every likelihood that most (perhaps all) of the future predictions will not materialize either.
  18. anacoana

    anacoana n00b

    My thoughts, plain and simple.

    One- GLOBAL WARMING. Yes, there are good greenhouse gases as well as bad ones, but the ratio of good vs. bad is about 3:8. Plus both are increasing every day, the bad faster than the good. So in about 2 or 3 years, the ratio will be about 4:11. My scientific calculator, and my cousin who has an IQ of 250 (and is 11 years old) figured this out after I gave her my science homework to explain to me. So, yeah. If you can't trust an 11 yer old genius who's in grade 12 and taking college level courses, who can you trust?

    Two- Mayan calender. Oh stop your groaning. I mean it. I MEAN IT. SHUT UP AND HEAR ME OUT!!! thank you. Yes the Mayan calender is off a little bit, but by like a day or so. If you don't believe me, go to www.disastercountdown.com/event/mayan/2/ and do the math yourself. It'll exercise your brain. Plus, the Mayans were EXTREMELY smart for their time. Their civilization started in 200 AD. They came up with zero, which meant they had to comprehend the fact of nothing, more than, "There is nothing there" I mean they had to comprehend the fact of nonexistence. They fully developed the calender, and were creators of the world's (both then and modern) largest city THREE separate times. And no, they didn't just rebuild the same city three times or add more to a city. The cities are: Teotihuacan, Tenochtitlan, and Cholula. PLUS, their civilization was the first to use zero,(I know, I already mentioned it, but I don't care) and they were the inventors of a base-20 mathematics system with positional notation(if you don't know what it means, look it up). And they created the world's first team sport/ball game, and their calender was adopted by the Europeans it was so accurate, they created the calculator's grandfather, the abacus, and frankly, I could go on forever about all the things they created. One more thing. You can thank the Mayans for chewing gum,chocolate, vanilla, mirrors, popcorn umbrellas, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

    My bottom line for this is, don't you think people who were so advanced, and were smart enough to invent all that stuff could prophesize the end of the world correctly? PLus I looked around, and a website that includes all those things is http://www.mexica-movement.org/ACCOMPLISHMENTS.htm

    Three- We'll blow ourselves up in World War Three. But that's just my opinion. Bye!
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 27, 2010
  19. Mr.Game

    Mr.Game Guest

    The world wont end for another 999999999999999999999 years or something.Humans will go extinct.Another intelligent species will evolve and it will happen all over again.And even if the sun does explode or earth falls down a toilet or something there is probably lots more galaxies with life.But towards the religious things,holy signs will show in the sky for the rapture,and what about this?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...lo-shaped-cloud-captured-hovering-Moscow.html and scientists have been wrong before!
  20. molaram 5

    molaram 5 n00b


    i am not a mediam or anyone who can tell the futer but i believe that either poloition will kill us

    or the newly proved black hole

    or the hadron collider goes wrong

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