Evil Fairy Godmother

Granted. But, it's stolen, so cops are out to get ya!

I wish for world domintaion

 

Granted, but everyone on Earth rebels.

I wish for nothing.

 

granted, but you get a penny, i wish my step mom dies in jail

 

She dies in jail but comes to haunt you .

I wish for a long happy life with my family and friends !

 

Granted, but you die.

I wish to bump this thread.

 

Granted, you were killed by shockwave of the bump.

I wish for a tissue.

 

Granted- But I gave you a used one

I wish for my death

 

Fair enough. Granted.

I wish for this thread to be locked with me outside it.

 

Granted, but you get banned

I wish for all the bad guys to be locked in jail

 

granted but you are locked in too.
i wish for all video games in the world.

 

Granter, but they are counterfit.

I wish for everyone on this forum to grant wishes correctly.

 

Granted, but its opposite day today

I wish for world peace

 

Granted, but everyone rebels.

I wish for everyone to grant wishes correctly, and I wish it isn't opposite day.

 

granted but im not a fairygod mother, im just a kid with a plastic wand
I wish for everyone to like me!!

 

granted but you go on a rocket into space and get lost with no fuel and air

i wish to :rtfm:

 

What manual?

I wish to 619 the below poster.

 

Granted, but then i wake up and do my finisher and pin u
I wish to be the queen of the world!! ( i have no more wishes of intrest)

 

granted but their is a coup de tais the next day

I wish for everything in the world to be free

 

Granted but then u take everything and the next day it goes back 2 normal and u got 2 pay 4 everything or go to jail

I wish for me to have the highest no of posts