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Discussion in 'Music' started by Colt, Dec 19, 2007.

  1. Colt

    Colt The World Is Yours

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    Ello people of ze forum, this is a place for you to post your favorite lyrics to any song
    my personal choice would be...

    The Trooper
    By Iron Maiden

    You'll take my life but I'll take yours too!
    You fire your musket but I'll run you through!
    So when you're waiting for the next attack,
    You'd better stand there's no turning back!

    The bugle sounds and the charge begins,
    But on this battlefield no one wins!
    The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
    As I plunge on into certain death!

    The horse he sweats with fear we break to run!
    The mighty roar of the Russian guns,
    And as we race towards the human wall
    The screams of pain as my comrades fall!

    We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
    And the Russians fire another round
    We get so near yet so far away
    We won't live to fight another day!

    (Guitar solo awwwright)

    We get so close near enough to fight
    When a Russian gets me in his sights
    He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
    A burst of rounds take my horse below!

    And as I lay there gazing at the sky
    My body's numb and my throat is dry!
    And as I lay forgotten and alone
    Without a tear I draw my parting groan!
     
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  2. Charismatic_Caterpie

    Charismatic_Caterpie Professional Gamer

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    This!:

    Hey ya Tom its Bob from the office down the hall
    Its good to see you buddy how've ya been
    Things have been okay for me except that i'm a zombie now
    I'd really wish you'd let us in
    I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
    Why you folks might hessate to submit to our demands
    But heres a FYI you're all gonna die screaming

    All we wanna do is eat your brains
    Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
    All we wanna do is eat your brains
    Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise
    If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains

    I dont wanna nitpick Tom but is this really your plan
    Spend your whole life locked inside a mall
    Maybe thats ok for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
    And you'll have to make the call
    Not surpised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    But Tom thats what I do and I plan on eating you slowly

    All we wanna do is eat your brains
    Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
    All we wanna do is eat your brains
    Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise
    If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains

    I'd like to help you Tom in anyway I can
    I sure appreciate the way your working with me
    I'm not a monster Tom, well technically I am, I guess I am

    Got another meeting Tom maybe we could wrap it up
    Know we'll get to common ground somehow
    Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors
    I guess we'll table this for now
    I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
    Thank you for your time I know were all busy as hell
    We'll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open

    All we wanna do is eat your brains
    Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
    All we wanna do is eat your brains
    Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise
    If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains




    Spared myself creative emphasis. Too much work for me!

    It's "Re Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton!
     
  3. Dave

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    This song contains alot of swears though....its called

    F*ck the Police by Rage against the Machine it goes like this :D -

    Good evening,

    We want to just quickly send a nice friendly message
    To uh, the fraternal order of police in philadelphia.

    Heres something nice and friendly,


    Heres something nice and friendly,


    Heres something nice and friendly,


    And it goes something like this.


    F*ck tha police,
    Comin straight from the underground.
    Young nigga got it bad cuz Im brown,
    And not the other color so police think,
    They have the authority to kill a minority.

    F*ck that shit, cuz I aint tha one,
    For a punk mutha f*cka with a badge and a gun,
    To be beatin on, and throwin in jail.
    We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell.

    F*ckin with me cuz Im a teenager,
    With a little bit of gold and a pager.
    Searchin my car, lookin for the product.
    Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics.

    Youd rather see me in the pen,
    Then me and lorenzo chilling in the benzo.
    Beat tha police outta shape,
    And when Im finished, bring the yellow tape,
    To mark off the scene of the slaughter.
    No controller, bread and water.

    A young nigga on a warpath,
    And when Im finished, its gonna be a bloodbath,
    Of cops, dyin in l. a.

    Yo, I got somethin to say.
    F*ck the police,
    Comon! off, what?
    F*ck the police,
    Yeah!
    Comon!
    F*ck tha police,
    Yeah.

    F*ck the police,
    Comin straight from the underground.
    Young nigga got it bad cuz Im brown,
    And not the other color so police think,
    They have the authority to kill a minority.

    F*ck that shit, cuz I aint tha one,
    For a punk mutha fucka with a badge and a gun,
    To be beatin on, and throwin in jail.
    We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell.

    Fuckin with me cuz Im a teenager,
    With a little bit of gold and a pager.
    Searchin my car, lookin for the product.
    Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics.

    Youd rather see me in the pen,
    Then me and lorenzo chilling in the benzo.
    Beat tha police outta shape,
    And when Im finished, bring the yellow tape,
    To mark off the scene of the slaughter.
    No controller, bread and water.

    I dont know if they fags or what,
    Search a nigga down and grabbin in the nuts.
    And on the other hand, without a gun they cant get none.
    But dont let it be a black and a white one.
    Cuz they slam ya down to the street top,
    Black police showin out for the white cop.

    Yeah, my brothas will swarm,
    On any mutha fucka in a blue uniform.
    Just cuz we in washington d.c, punk police are afraid of me.
    Hey!

    Punk on a warpath,
    And when Im finished, its gonna be a bloodbath,
    Of cops, dyin in l. a.

    Hey yo, we got somethin to say.
    F*ck the police,
    Comon, sing that shit,
    Right now,
    Comon!
    Comon!
    One more time,
    Here we go, here we go,
    Comon!
    One more, we gotta do it, right now,
    Yeah,
    Check it out.
     
  4. Green Runner

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    As I was going over the far famed Kerry mountains
    I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
    I first produced my pistol, and then produced my rapier.
    Said stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver,

    musha ring dumma do damma da
    whack for the daddy 'ol
    whack for the daddy 'ol
    there's whiskey in the jar

    I counted out his money, and it made a pretty penny.
    I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny.
    She said and she swore, that she never would deceive me,
    but the devil take the women, for they never can be easy

    I went into my chamber, all for to take a slumber,
    I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder.
    But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water,
    Then sent for captain Farrel to be ready for the slaughter.

    It was early in the morning, as I rose up for travel,
    The guards were all around me and likewise captain Farrel.
    I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier,
    But I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken.

    If anyone can aid me, it's my brother in the army,
    If I can find his station down in Cork or in Killarney.
    And if he'll come and save me, we'll go roving near Kilkenny,
    And I swear he'll treat me better than me darling sportling Jenny

    Now some men take delight in the drinking and the roving,
    But others take delight in the gambling and the smoking.
    But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early
     
  5. NinjaMonkey

    NinjaMonkey Master Exploder

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    These are the lyrics to Bloodsimple's Straight Hate. If you've never heard this awesome song before, just look it up on YouTube.

    (Sometimes I wish I could just sew up my eyes so I don't have to witness and realize the monster that has become of me)
    There's something wrong with a fatal attraction
    For every action there's an opposite reaction
    It's like a trip to the brain, trip to the brain
    That drives me f**king, ah f**king insane, f**king insane, f**king insane!

    (It's a....)

    STRAIGHT HATE!
    (You're just a pawn in the game so f**k you)
    STRAIGHT HATE!
    (You're just a pawn in the game so f**k you)

    (To me there is nothing but a diluted state of reality cause hell has f**king frozen over for me)
    And from my knees I beg and plead for salvation
    I'll kick and scream with broken teeth until damnation
    It's like a trip to the brain, trip to the brain
    That drives me f**king, ah f**king insane, f**king insane, f**king insane!

    (It's a....)

    STRAIGHT HATE!
    (You're just a pawn in the game so f**k you)

    STRAIGHT HATE!
    (You're just a pawn in the game so f**k you)

    Come revolution, I'm down for the kill
    Fingers on trigger to be used at will
    Pledge your allegiance and die for the cause, the cause
    We rise red, white, and blessed blue

    STRAIGHT HATE!
    (You're just a pawn in the game so f**k you)
    STRAIGHT HATE!
    (You're just a pawn in the game so f**k you)

    There's something wrong with a fatal attraction
    For every action there's an opposite reaction
    It's like a trip to the brain, trip to the brain
    That drives me f**king, ah f**king insane, f**king insane, f**king insane!

    Pledge allegiance!
    You better go!
    Walk away, you never had a chance anyway
    Walk away, you never had a f**king chance anyway
     
  6. UzumakiNARuTO

    UzumakiNARuTO What?

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    Well now then Mardy Bum
    I've seen your frown
    And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
    And it goes off
    And out come all these words
    Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
    A side I much prefer
    It's one that laughs and jokes around
    Remember cuddles in the kitchen
    Yeah, to get things off the ground
    And it was up, up and away
    Oh, but it's right hard to remember
    That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
    And you've got the face on

    Well now then Mardy Bum
    Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I
    I thought as much
    Cause you turned over there
    Pulling that silent disappointment face
    The one that I can't bear

    Can't we, laugh and joke around
    Remember cuddles in the kitchen
    Yeah, to get things off the ground
    And it was up, up and away
    Oh, but it's right hard to remember
    That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
    And you've got the face on

    And yeah I'm sorry I was late
    but I missed the train
    And then the traffic was a state
    And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
    That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care
    but of course I do, yeah I clearly do!

    So laugh and joke around
    Remember cuddles in the kitchen
    Yeah, to get things off the ground
    And it was up, up and away
    Still, but it's right hard to remember
    That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
    And you've got the face on
     
  7. Colt

    Colt The World Is Yours

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    I feel like Reviving one of my older threads Because I can :p
    anyways I have some new favorite lyrics next to Disasterpeice



    All That Remains

    Empty Inside

    I can't show PAIN,
    Long for the days
    When I am free to FEEL!

    Don't want to lose everything,
    Just want to feel AGAIN,
    My heart would burst for you

    IF THAT WOULD MAKE THIS RIGHT

    I don't feel anything
    Outside the pain YOU BRING,
    Starting over doesn't look so bad THIS TIME!

    I am not EMPTY INSIDE!
    Though I long, to MAKE THIS RIGHT!

    Emotions still touch me
    STILL I CAN'T FEEL A THING!
    Like ghosts they melt into the fog
    and LEAVE ME COLD!

    Only SHADOWS and IMPRESSIONS
    are left for me to hold
    My heart would burst for you IF THAT WOULD MAKE YOU WHOLE!

    I am not empty inside
    Still I long, to make this right
    I AM NOT EMPTY INSIDE!
    THOUGH I LONG, TO MAKE THIS RIGHT!


    I am not empty inside
    STILL I LONG! TO MAKE THIS RIGHT!
    I am not empty inside(EMPTY INSIDE!)
    Though I long, to make this right(MAKE THIS RIGHT!)

    Don't want to lose everything
    Just want to feel AGAIN!
    My heart would burst for you
    IF THAT WOULD MAKE THIS RIGHT!

    I don't feel ANYTHING,
    Outside the pain YOU BRING!
    Starting over doesn't look so bad THIS TIME!

    I AM NOT!..EMPTY!
    I AM NOT!..EMPTY!
    I AM NOT!..EMPTY!
    I AM NOT!..EMPTY!
     
  8. Suicidal Soldier

    Suicidal Soldier DiedFromPoisonedMedicine

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    Alkaline Trio

    Trouble Breathing

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    you told me that you want to die.
    i said i've been there myself more than a few times.
    and i go back every once in a while.
    you called me lucky, you... you called me lucky.
    you said tonight is a wonderful night to die.
    i asked you how you could tell, you told me to look at the sky.
    look at all those stars, look at how goddamn ugly the stars are.
    it's one or another. between a rope and a bottle.
    i can tell you're having trouble breathing, cause you'll never be o.k.,
    you'll never be o.k. (you'll always be in pain).
    you'll always feel this way.
    cause things they never work out right (the wrong way, the lonely way).
    you'll always be in pain.
    you told me that the daylight burned you and that the sunrise was enough to kill you.
    i said maybe you're a vampire. you said it's quite possible, i feel truly dead inside.
    it's one or another. between a rope and a bottle.
    i can tell you're having trouble breathing, cause you'll never be o.k.
    , you'll never be o.k. (you'll always be in pain). you'll always feel this way.
    cause things they never work out right (the wrong way, the lonely way).
    you'll always be in pain. don't forget to let your life rot you inside out.
    don't forget to let your life rot you inside out.
    don't forget to let your life rot you inside out. ​
     
  9. MapleStory

    MapleStory Divide by 0. I dare you.

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    I push my fingers into my eyes...
    It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
    But it's made of all the things I have to take...
    Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside...
    If the pain goes on...
    Aaaaaaaah!

    I have screamed until my veins collapsed
    I've waited as my time's elapsed
    Now, All I do is live with so much fate
    I've wished for this, I've bitched at that
    I've left behind this little fact:
    You cannot kill what you did not create
    I've gotta say what I've gotta say
    And then I swear I'll go away
    But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise
    I guess I'll save the best for last
    My future seems like one big past
    You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice

    I push my fingers into my eyes
    It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
    If the pain goes on,
    I'm not gonna make it!

    Put me back together
    Or separate the skin from bone
    Leave me all the Pieces, then you can leave me
    alone
    Tell me the reality is better than the dream
    But I found out the hard way,
    Nothing is what it seems!

    I push my fingers into my eyes
    It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
    But it's made of all the things I have to take
    Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside
    If the pain goes on,
    I'm not gonna make it!

    All I've got...all I've got is insane...
    All I've got...all I've got is insane...
    All I've got...all I've got is insane!
    All I've got...all I've got is insane!

    I push my fingers into my eyes
    It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
    But it's made of all the things I have to take
    Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside
    If the pain goes on,
    I'm not gonna make it!

    Yep.
     
  10. Zeusy

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    UGLY BASTARDS
    BY: LOS CASUALTIES


    Out of School, I've got no work
    so my parents kick me outta home
    my girlfriend yesterday
    left me alone left me insane
    oh your god was i all wrong
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards
    was it all just my fault?
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards
    no i got no one to blame
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards
    was it me? what a shame
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards

    so i say it once again
    because im ugly im in pain
    always seem to be alone
    no one by my side for long

    so i say it one more time
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards
    im a ugly bastard now
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards
    im gonna do it my own way
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards
    because in this world no one cares
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards

    so i say it one more time
    we are ugly bastards now
    we are gonna do it our own way
    because you know no one cares

    so we say it one more time
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards
    we are ugly bastards now
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards
    all we do is scream and shout
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards
    because all we got is this sound
    ugly bastards you ugly bastards​
     
  11. NinjaMonkey

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    These are the lyrics to Ruin by Lamb of God.

    The knowledge that seeking the favor of another
    Means the murder of self.
    This is the resolution
    The end of all progress
    The death of evolution
    It bleeds all life away.
    Silence speeds the path to the streams of solace that run so few and narrow.
    Brooks that babble the sounds of torture.
    You will one day rise
    To flood the banks of the chosen.
    This is the art of ruin.
    This is the resolution
    The end of all progress
    The death of evolution
    It bleeds all life away.
    I will teach you all that I have mastered
    Fear. Pain. Hatred. Power.
    This is the art of ruin.
     
  12. Fire-Fly

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    Fuckin' posers
    It's almost over now
    It's almost over now
    Yeah

    You think the way you live is okay
    You think posing will save your day
    You think we don't see that you're running
    Better call your boys cause I'm coming

    You can't be me, I'm a Rock Star
    I'm rhyming on the top of a cop car
    I'm a rebel and my .44 pops far
    IT'S ALMOST OVER NOW IT'S ALMOST OVER NOW
    Guess, you ain't heard that we swallow guys
    It's too damn late ,to apologize
    When you see the mantle or when you see the skies
    IT'S ALMOST OVER NOW IT'S ALMOST OVER NOW

    You think that you don't have to ever quit
    You think that you can get away with it
    You think the light won't be ever lit
    It's almost over now, almost over now
    Something's on your chest better get it off
    There'll be no one left when we set it off
    We ain't gonna take it no more
    Since it's almost over now, almost over now

    You have to plenty of time, there was no rush
    But it was your dream to be like us
    You're in dreamland so you don't care
    And as you wake I'm standing there

    You don't succeed cause you hesitate
    You think we're fly, but we levitate
    Just be yourself, don't ask us why
    Cause if you don't, we'll make you cry
     
  13. im2ignorant2care

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    Eric Clapton
    "
    Tears in Heaven"
    [​IMG]

    Would you know my name
    If I saw you in heaven?
    Would it be the same
    If I saw you in heaven?

    I must be strong
    And carry on,
    'Cause I know I don't belong
    Here in heaven.

    Would you hold my hand
    If I saw you in heaven?
    Would you help me stand
    If I saw you in heaven?

    I'll find my way
    Through night and day,
    'Cause I know I just can't stay
    Here in heaven.

    Time can bring you down,
    Time can bend your knees.
    Time can break your heart,
    Have you begging please, begging please.

    Beyond the door,
    There's peace I
    'm sure,
    And I know there'll be no more
    Tears in heaven.

    Would you know my name
    If I saw you in heaven?
    Would it be the same
    If I saw you in heaven?

    I must be strong
    And carry on,
    'Cause I know I don't belong
    Here in heaven.
     
  14. NinjaMonkey

    NinjaMonkey Master Exploder

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    Green Day
    Burnout

    I declare I don't care no more
    I'm burning up and out and growing bored
    In my smoked out boring room

    My hair is shagging in my eyes
    Dragging my feet to hit the streets tonight
    To drive along these sh*t town lights

    I'm not growing up
    I'm just burning out
    And I stepped in line
    To walk amongst the dead

    Apathy has rained on me
    Now I'm feeling like a soggy dream
    So close to drowning but I don't mind
    I've lived inside this mental cage
    Throw my emotions to the grave
    Hell, who needs 'em anyway

    I'm not growing up
    I'm just burning out
    And I stepped in line
    To walk amongst the dead

    I'm not growing up
    I'm just burning out
    And I stepped in line
    To walk amongst the dead

    I'm not growing up
    I'm just burning out
    And I stepped in line
    To walk amongst the dead​
     
  15. loladin

    loladin Whaddawhore

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    I know it's bad to bump an old thread, but I was going to post one exactly the same, so...

    Lon, Lon, Lon, Lon, Lon, Lon, Wicka Wicka!
    Lon, Lon, Lon, Lon, Lon, Lon, Wicka Wicka!
    POW! London Bridge, A motherfuckin'
    POW! London Bridge, A motherfuckin'
    POW! London Bridge, A motherfuckin' shit.
    This is for you..
    Bitches no this is how we have time for'.
    Bitches no this is how we have time for'.
    Bitches no this is how we have time for'.
    Your smart and so.
    Make me tha prick!
    Now this is for you..
    Now home girls attention you must pay!
    Home girls you must pay!
    Home girls-attention-you must pay!
    POW! Your sweat-in' so.
    MAKE ME THA PRICK!
    Now this is for you!
    Harmony..woo..Harmony..-Wooyah!
    London Bridge, a motherfuckin'
    POW!
    London Bridge, a motherfuckin'-shit!
    Ow! Your sweat-in'
    SO
    MAKE ME THA PRICK!
    Now this is for you!
    Now this is for you!
    POW! London Bridge, A motherfuckin'
    POW! London Bridge, A motherfuckin'
    POW! London Bridge, A motherfuckin' shit.
    London Bridge by Mindless self indulgence.
    Ignore what album it says its from, its from Frankenstien Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy.
     
  16. Hyakushiki

    Hyakushiki Ouroboros

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    Jumpdafuckup :p

    Jumpdafuckup!

    Chorus:
    Muthafucka you don't understand all my hate
    Muthafucka you don't understand all my rage
    Muthafucka you don't understand all my pain
    Muthafucka you don't understand

    You seem to sever all my frequencies
    I'm tethered to your energies
    And everything turns inside out
    I can't be killed but I'm not too proud

    Maybe you would like to peek through the curtain
    At the same mistake you know you always make
    But, all I really want to know is
    Are you gonna lay the fuck back down
    Or jump da fuck up

    Walking in da streets and looking at all this shit
    I'm full of hate don't fuck with me
    Walking in da streets and looking at all this shit
    Open up your eyes and fucking see
    We got the tribe against society
    We got to fight the real enemy
    Get da fuck up, stand da fuck up
    Back da fuck up

    All this is making things a bit insane
    And I don't care who stares or stays.
    The only thing that matters is
    Will you reach out if you can't resist

    Maybe you don't give a shit for the rest of us
    But if you do the time is now if it ever was
    If you're gonna fight whatcha gonna do
    Jump da fuck up

    Chorus

    How dare you single out my honesty
    Compare me to your travesties
    I only want to see you fight
    The darkness you wanna live your life by

    And if you're gonna quit
    I don't give a shit
    What the fuck, I'm a mack truck
    Are you gonna give up like a bitch
    Or jump da fuck up

    Walking in da streets and looking at all this shit
    I'm full of hate don't fuck with me
    Walking in da streets and looking at all this shit
    Open up your eyes and fucking see
    We got the tribe against society
    We got to fight the real enemy
    Get da fuck up stand da fuck up
    Muthafuckaaaaaaaarrggghhhh

    I'm a self destructive piece of shit
    Smear me in
    I don't owe you a goddamn thing
    This life has never had the swing
    I don't wanna be immortal or legend or anything
    Cuz the longer I'm alive, the better off you'll be
    Get ready for epitome come on and pity me
    Will you kill me if I say please

    I'm the same old reasons not to try
    What the hell
    Beat to death with a shovel and a new smell
    Come and get me mom would never let me do it
    I'm ruined I don't want anything from you
    Cuz I've got nothing left to prove, c'mon
    My time everything feels fine goodbye
    Killing from the inside
     
  17. Poison

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    These (in my opinion) are the best song lyrics. because it explains all the troubles we have in this world and it has a real sence of meaning behind it
    Underwear goes inside the pants by Lazyboy.

    Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
    It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
    You know what's not natural,
    80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
    But we got pills for that.
    We're dedicating all our medical resources into keeping the old guys erect,
    but we're putting people in jail for smoking something that grows in the dirt

    You know we have more prescription drugs now.
    Every commercial on TV is a prescription drug ad.
    I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
    Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?”
    Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have this.
    Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is…
    There are people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
    That is the greatest disease ever. How did you get that?
    That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

    The schools now… It's all about self-esteem in schools.
    Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
    If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who's gonna dance in our strip clubs?
    What's gonna happen to our porno industry?
    These women don't just grown on trees.
    It takes lots of drunk daddies missing a lot of dance recitals before you decide to go
    blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
    And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

    CHORUS:
    If you sing, sing, sing
    Sing your song,
    sing for me,come on sing
    Sing sing sing
    Sing your song,
    sing for me

    Mastermind is another word that comes up all the time.
    You keep hearing about these terrorist masterminds that are being killed over in the middle east.
    Terrorists masterminds.
    Masterminds sort of a lofty way to describe what these people do, don't you think?
    They're not masterminds.
    “Okay, you take bomb right and you put in backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up.”
    “Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don't I put…”
    “Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”

    Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
    Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
    Obesity, obesity
    They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
    An epidemic like its polio.
    Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
    The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
    “How'd you get through it grandpa?”
    “Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”

    Nobody knows why we're getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles.
    I'll sit at a drive through.
    I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up and making the eight foot walk over to the totally empty counter.
    Everything is mega meal, supersize. TYou want biggy fries with that, you want a jumbo fry, you wanna go large.
    You wanna biggie fry,
    You want thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the bag. Take it!
    You want a 55 gallon drum coke with that? It's only three more cents.

    CHORUS:
    If you sing, sing, sing
    Sing your song,
    sing for me,come on sing

    Sing sing sing, sing your song,
    sing for me

    Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to succeed later in life.
    Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
    Of course not.
    You gotta spend a lot of time stuffin your own locker with your underwear wedged up your arse before you think I'm gona take over the world with computers! You'll see I'll show them.”

    We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
    And the minimum wage is lower now than it was thirty five years ago.
    There are homeless people everywhere.
    This homeless guy asked me for some money the other day.
    And I was gonna give it to him but then I thought you're just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol.
    And then I thought, that's what I'm gonna use it on.
    Why am I judging this poor bastard.
    People love to judge homeless guys. Like, your giving him money
    He's just gonna waste it.
    He's just gonna waste the money
    Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save up and buy a wall unit?
    Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
    I walked behind this guy the other day.
    A homeless guy asked him for money.
    He looked right at the homeless guy and goes why don't you go and get a job you bum.
    People always say that to homeless guys, get a job like it's that easy.
    This guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
    Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
    I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
    I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
    Not that they enforce it very strictly, but technically I'm sure it's on the books.

    CHORUS:
    If you sing, sing, sing
    Sing your song,
    sing for me,come on sing

    Sing sing sing
    Sing your song,
    sing for me
     
  18. Kyoujin

    Kyoujin Growls engraved over time

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    SYSTEM OF A DOWN
    Song: "Vicinity Of Obscenity"

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    Liar!
    Liar!
    Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
    Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

    Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)
    Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
    Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!
    Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)

    Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
    Terracotta pie (Hey!)
    Terracotta pie (Hey!)
    Terracotta pie (Hey!)
    Terracotta pie!

    Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!
    Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!
    Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
    Beat the meat (beat the meat),
    Treat the feet (treat the feet)
    To the sweet, milky seat

    Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
    Banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!

    Is there a perfect way of holding you baby! (Liar)
    Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
    Terracotta pie (Hey!)
    Terracotta pie (Hey!)
    Terracotta pie (Hey!)
    Terracotta pie!

    Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
    Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
    Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
    Beat the meat (beat the meat),
    Treat the feet (Treat the feet)
    To the sweet, milky seat

    Liar [moan]
    Liar [moan]
    Liar [demon moan]
    Liar [moan]
    Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
    Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
    Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
    Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
     
  19. Zeusy

    Zeusy The Surreal Love Bastard

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    SEX and Violence
    By: The Exploited

    Sex and Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex And Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex And Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex And Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex and Violence
    Sex And Violence

    (Keep repeatin for 5 minutes straight)
     
  20. loladin

    loladin Whaddawhore

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    Heres one, if you have been around for a while you can know what it means, very sick twisted humour, but it sure is a good song, clicky
    Please take into account I am not encouraging this type of behaviour, its sick. But still,

    5 Year Old Pantyshot
    I Can See Between Her Legs
    5 Year Old Pantyshot

    5 Year Old Mother Fuckin Pantyshot Cant Complain
    I Didnt Even Touch Her So I Cant Be Blamed
    5 Year Old
    Pantyshot In My Brain
    My Life Has Meaning When She Spreads Her Legs

    5 Year Old Pantyshot
    I Can See Between Her Legs
    5 Year Old Pantyshot

    Shot Shot Shot

    5 Year Old Mother Fuckin Pantyshot Cant Complain
    I Didnt Even Touch Her So I Cant Be Blamed
    5 Year Old
    Pantyshot In My Brain
    My Life Has Meaning When She Spreads Her Legs
    5 Year Old Pantyshot

    [Fast Part]
    I Suffer Again Because Me Want To Fuck And Touch
    And Fuck And Touch The Children
    Me Fucked For Life
    Me Grow Old And Then They Dont Want Me But I Still Want Them
    Dey Want Me Fucked Cuz I Be Da Monstar Getting Down In My Evil Ways
    Down In My Evil Ways

    Right Me Suffer Again Cuz Me Want To Fuck And Touch
    And Fuck And Touch The Children
    They Want Me Dead Because I Be Da Monstar Dey See
    I Dere Baby They Think Im John Wayne Gacy
     

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