good news, bad news.

Good news- They had a two for one offer at ther peg leg store

 

Bad news: Someone has bought it before you and all of peg legs are sold out.

 

Good News- they just opened an Ebay store and they had an offer on peg legs

 

Bad news- Someone out-bid you and in your anger you punched the wall and broke your knuckles

 

good news- the blood off your broken knuckles match your outfit, and you hit the streets to find some ladies!

 

bad news - the ladies see the blood, and, as a result of our terrible society, they assume you were a pedo raping kids, and run away

 

Good news- They got AIDS

 

Bad News - which would mean you have AIDS :L

 

Good news - You bought a cure for aids from a gypsy.

 

Bad news - The "cure" was cancerous, and because you went to a gypsy, nazi's attacked you......also the gypsy robbed you XD

 

Good news- John F Kennedy killed the nazi's (play CoD Black ops to get the joke)

 

*NEW TOPIC*

good new: i bought a puppy!

 

bad news - people kept talking about COD and not your puppy XD

 

Good News - I Hate Cod.

 

Bad news - public outrage that you dont like teh CoD, nazi zombies is effectively played out in real life

 

good news : a better game, called RL comes out and the COD community turns into something with similar numbers to Funny games

 

Bad news - That CoD community strap up with guns and head for DC

 

Good News - I live in australia so they can't get me...

 

Bad news - They will get to Australia before they get to New Zealand

 

Good news - New Zealanders will be too busy with their sheep to bother to show resistance anyway