Alright this a spinoff of "I'm on a boat" talking about jumping from a C-130 Hercules aircraft. This is is just a draft and I need a some suggestion on some lines that need replacing, they're designated with [blah blah blah]. Keep in mind this is created by a bunch of 17-21yold AF guys just messing around waiting for the green light, don't go overboard on the criticism. Aw shit Get your chutes ready it's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fuckin ramp But stay on your motherfuckin toes We runnin this, let's go I'm on a herc I'm on a herc Everybody look at me cause I'm flying on a herc I'm on a herc I'm on a herc Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin herc I'm on a herc motherfucker take a look at me Straight flying on a herc in the great blue sky Bustin 120 knots, wind whippin out my chute You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a herc Take a picture, trick I'm on a herc, bitch We drinking red fruit drink, cause it's issued I got my flight suit, and my micky mousies I'm poppin smokes, you at BX straight poppin plastic wrap I'm ridin on a herc, doin rolls and shit The herc’s tossing, gettin e'rybody all sick But this ain't Army, this is Air Force!! I'm on a herc motherfucker, don't you ever forget I'm on a herc and, it's goin fast and [I got a nautical theme pashima afghan] I'm the king of the world, on a herc like Neo If you're on the ground, then you're sho' not me-oh Fuck sitting, I stand up, motherfucker Fuck HALO, I hook up, motherfucker I'm on the line with my boys, motherfucker This herc engine make noise, motherfucker Hey ma, if you could see me now Arms spread wide out the starboard door Gonna fly this herc to the moon somehow Like Cpt. Bonnette, anything is possible Yeah, never thought I'd be on a herc It's a big aluminum can Captain!! Look at me, oh Never thought I'd see the day When a big herc comin my way [Believe me when I say, I’m in the ‘80s club] I'm on a herc I'm on a herc Everybody look at me cause I'm flying on a herc I'm on a herc I'm on a herc Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin herc
