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I'm on a Herc +18

Discussion in 'Arts' started by BulletSponge, Apr 13, 2009.

  1. BulletSponge

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    Alright this a spinoff of "I'm on a boat" talking about jumping from a C-130 Hercules aircraft. This is is just a draft and I need a some suggestion on some lines that need replacing, they're designated with [blah blah blah]. Keep in mind this is created by a bunch of 17-21yold AF guys just messing around waiting for the green light, don't go overboard on the criticism.



    Aw shit
    Get your chutes ready it's about to go down
    Everybody in the place hit the fuckin ramp
    But stay on your motherfuckin toes
    We runnin this, let's go

    I'm on a herc
    I'm on a herc
    Everybody look at me cause I'm flying on a herc
    I'm on a herc
    I'm on a herc
    Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin herc


    I'm on a herc motherfucker take a look at me
    Straight flying on a herc in the great blue sky
    Bustin 120 knots, wind whippin out my chute
    You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a herc

    Take a picture, trick I'm on a herc, bitch
    We drinking red fruit drink, cause it's issued
    I got my flight suit, and my micky mousies
    I'm poppin smokes, you at BX straight poppin plastic wrap

    I'm ridin on a herc, doin rolls and shit
    The herc’s tossing, gettin e'rybody all sick
    But this ain't Army, this is Air Force!!
    I'm on a herc motherfucker, don't you ever forget

    I'm on a herc and, it's goin fast and
    [I got a nautical theme pashima afghan]
    I'm the king of the world, on a herc like Neo
    If you're on the ground, then you're sho' not me-oh

    Fuck sitting, I stand up, motherfucker
    Fuck HALO, I hook up, motherfucker
    I'm on the line with my boys, motherfucker
    This herc engine make noise, motherfucker

    Hey ma, if you could see me now
    Arms spread wide out the starboard door
    Gonna fly this herc to the moon somehow
    Like Cpt. Bonnette, anything is possible

    Yeah, never thought I'd be on a herc
    It's a big aluminum can
    Captain!! Look at me, oh
    Never thought I'd see the day
    When a big herc comin my way
    [Believe me when I say, I’m in the ‘80s club]

    I'm on a herc
    I'm on a herc
    Everybody look at me cause I'm flying on a herc
    I'm on a herc I'm on a herc
    Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin herc
     

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