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Discussion in 'Hell' started by cocoman225, Dec 15, 2008.

  1. cocoman225

    cocoman225 xXPandaXx

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    ok well here it goes private message me if u want me to send u the website i found it.... may b disturbing to certain ppl..... well here it goes



    Jokes called a Girl's First time....

    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

    You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

    Naughty, Naughty!

    Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
     
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  2. cocoman225

    cocoman225 xXPandaXx

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    well i got bored so i posted srry if i affended any1

    got dared =P
     
  3. unreal scythe

    unreal scythe n00b

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    my dirty mind betrayed me. i was thinking of pokemon porn all the way through.
     
  4. NateDaGreat

    NateDaGreat ((N8))

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    LOL

    That's ORSM
     
  5. kevio

    kevio n00b

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    my friend told me this joke he said that there is 4 people on a helicopter sky diving one jumps off and says plane and flyies away the other person jumps out and says helicopter and flyies away the other one jumps out and says brick and falls to the ground and when the last one was runing to jump out he tripped and went oh crap and splatted to the ground hope you like it
     
  6. Zeusy

    Zeusy The Surreal Love Bastard

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    HAHAHA That was a good one. First time someone posted a GOOD joke
     
  7. kody!!!!!!!!!

    kody!!!!!!!!! im bored can u help me?

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    lol thats an awesome joke
     
  8. Jenesse

    Jenesse Obstinate Mektoub

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    Haha, that's a good one.

    :roftl:
     
  9. Mr. Buttapple

    Mr. Buttapple Sell by Date, 9/01/2010

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    XD lol :roftl::roftl: its been a long time since a joke like that was posted
     
  10. DarkStar

    DarkStar Banned

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    Nice one.
     
  11. oxeater

    oxeater n00b

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    Very funny:roftl: :roftl::roftl::roftl:
     
  12. rockstar002

    rockstar002 n00b

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    i like jokes that give deseption. this is a perfect one for that. very nice i ahve to say
     
  13. MadMax86

    MadMax86 GT

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    Great dentist joke!

    Here's less missleading one:

    Why does Zorro allways leave behind a capitalised "Z" ?


    Answer:
    Zorro cannot spell his own name properly , but he knows his name starts with "Z" .




    MadMax
     
  14. wazza

    wazza Funny Dude

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    That was a good joke and yeah it was a bit long but the joke was good !
     
  15. Angel of Game

    Angel of Game You want ban?

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    lol, that's so funny to me! :roftl:
    Keep it coming, dude!
     
  16. sadisticxXxbadass

    sadisticxXxbadass Not-a-noob-much

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    lol! Ya got me fooled there...
     
  17. imnotpure60

    imnotpure60 Steel89

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    great joke
     
  18. Saintnight

    Saintnight Banned

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    That was awesome! :thumb:
     
  19. Devilius

    Devilius i am The Devil Lord

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    that was such a missleading joke but its good bring more on
     
  20. Deadly shot

    Deadly shot The Offensive Type!

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    Holy crap freakin awsome!
     

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