Homer: YOU SUNK MY SCRABLE SHIP! I have no idea why but that is the funniest thing i've ever heard off The Simpsons in 10 years of watching it.
Don't know what it is in English but i'll try: HOMER:"I wish, my children will be"... OK, I can't tranlate it but it's the episode where Laura gets the Simpsons' new neighbour(OMG, this word!) and Homer wants to tell Bart smth about SEX and you see the Young Homer in the Zoo and he sais smth like:" This monkeys try to kill each other!" and the employee whispers smth like:"They've SEX". EPIC!!!