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What Gun Would You Compare Your Manhood To?

Discussion in 'Messing around and talking' started by GameCatFreak, Jul 11, 2010.

  1. GameCatFreak

    GameCatFreak n00b

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    So what gun from any game, any country, and so on would you compare your manhood to?
    Or if you like compare it to multiple guns.
    Take these for an example:

    Mine would be the Kriss Super V (Or for you Modern Warfare Two players, the Vector.), why? Because it always hits the spot. :thumb:

    As well it would be the Neostead 12, because you pump it the wrong way, it jams. (Which the Neostead does.)
     
  2. Digitalneo

    Digitalneo n00b

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    Meh, mines more like that gun James Bond (the old school awesome one >_>) used, minus the silencer.

    Its not big, but its lethal up close.
     
  3. FoxFur

    FoxFur FurFag

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    WEEK. Mine would be the HIWS or high impulse weapon system. Look it up :p
     
  4. Ozzyisahozzy

    Ozzyisahozzy n00b

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    Ahem... Noisy Cricket...
     
  5. reece374

    reece374 reece374

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    i wold say a sniper becuse its speed and accrisiey
     
  6. Blackhawk

    Blackhawk Guest

    Hhhmm i would have to say a
    Pattern 1853 Enfield Rifle-Musket
    cause it takes forever to reload
    and sometimes misfires :roftl:
     
  7. chaos4179

    chaos4179 Shadow Warrior

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    A BFG from the doom games. :D
    ......... That's a lie, it's a 9 mm.:sad:
     
  8. FlashMax

    FlashMax The Editor!

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    Id say a shotgun... Cuz just when you think you have mastered it, someone better comes along
     
  9. apache2009

    apache2009 apache2009

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    hhmm

    have to say one of those GLOCK on CS, that can fire multiple bullets in one shoot.
    big and messy like me :thumb::
     
  10. Captain Sarcastic

    Captain Sarcastic AKA, "Cap'n Satanic"

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    That'll be filling your underwear... better not wear speedos where there's pedos... (Yes BFG guns own, I'm one of the few that still play these old pre-Y2K games)

    Mine'd be a bazooka! Long, large and capable of a lot!
    Oh wait, I have been comparing penises :crossbones:
    Ummm...

    ...
    Meh bazooka'll do.
     
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  11. Trikkstar

    Trikkstar n00b

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    O baby desert eagle for shurr im suprised no on had said that lol
     
  12. whatup1901

    whatup1901 n00b

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    really, no one said this. i would be the 50 cal. barret because its long, weighs a ton, and it packs a big punch.
     
  13. orangetrojan

    orangetrojan n00b

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    mine would have to be a M1 Grand. hard strong and heavy. and very accurate ;)
     
  14. Gaz868

    Gaz868 Assassin

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    Probably and M4-Carbine. Why? Because Even if you miss, you can always hit them with it.

    Or maybe a Spas-12 Because you almost never miss.

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  15. Gamerlynx

    Gamerlynx Banned

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    Derringer. it may not be big and flashy but with a little practice it always gets the job done.
     
  16. arctictiger22

    arctictiger22 n00b

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    three guns:

    first; FN P90 - great it tight places

    second; M82 Barret "light fifty" - really big gun fires really big bullets

    third; pop gun - your mother probably used it at one time:roftl:
     
  17. minicoop1325

    minicoop1325 n00b

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    hmm... probably a muzzleloader. long, heavy, and makes a mess of whatever it hits
     
  18. dragoon1000

    dragoon1000 starting a new

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    mine
    a galil multiple shots to get her done and almost has always ammo for more
     
  19. kerrod8

    kerrod8 I Better Find Your Heart.

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    Seeing as I'm not "into" guns. I'm just going to say...My penis is a penis.
     
  20. crzymnky666

    crzymnky666 minion

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    hmmm...I would say a Remington 870. It not the biggest out there, but it gets the job done and then some.
     

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