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Discussion in 'Hell' started by Renard Boy, Aug 17, 2012.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Heil Hitler! ROFL... what? To soon?
whats the worst thing about being a black jew?
you have to sit at the back of the oven
whats dirtyer than a paraplegics ass hole? hitlers gass bill
whats worce then finding a baby nailed to a tree? finding a baby nailed to 12 trees/
What's white, black and blue and is in trash can?
A baby I just beat up.
What's green, black and blue and is in the trash can?
The same baby... But a week later.
A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she explains to him that whenever they have dinner, don't talk.
"If you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the pots." The man is astounded as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. Anyway, the family all sit down for dinner not saying a word. The man decides to take advantage of the situation by groping his girlfriend's tits, yet there is not a sound from anyone.
So he decides to shag his bird on the table, and still there is not a word. He then proceeds to do his girlfriend's mum over the table, but still, amazingly, there's not a word from anyone. Just at that moment he notices the rain on the kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike, so he reaches into his pocket and flops the Vaseline out.
At which point his girlfriend's dad leaps up and shouts, "Okay! Okay! I'll do the fucking pots!":roftl:
People who like these kinds of jokes don't have much imagination.
I could say one my Idiot friend told me but I hate these kinds of jokes and it is really racist :/
For me that joke was rather funny. Took me like half minute to figure it out as well ^^.
Jews. The end.
Anti-Semetics. The End :/
Whats black, blue, and in a ditch?
You, if you dont shut up.
If you haven't head of 'The Aristocrats Joke' i'd truly recommend looking it up. Preferably the version of it told by Gilbert Gottfried.
Though i'm not much of a fan of the guy, the way he tells it just made me lmfao!:roftl:
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist asshole!
What do call an African who farts too much?
Gassy, you rasist!
( I stole your joke. Nyeh. )