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Discussion in 'Messing around and talking' started by Kyoujin, May 26, 2008.
I'd run it over with my boat. Stupid shark, he don't know who he messin with.
well first i might piss my self then after im done with that id rip out a eye ball
True story. Last time I surfed in cali, I strapped a gas tank to my wetsuilt. It was uncomfy, but I managed to surf ok. and when the shark came at me, I shot it with my 30'06 that I just happend to be carring. No big deal, I always surf with a rifle... Ok, if a shark attacks you, try to find it's eye, small target but good luck. Hit it as hard as you can, anywhere you can. Gills, eyes and nose are the best bet. A shark is not gonna bother if you struggle too much, and so fight as hard as you can, and keep making your way to shore. If you survive a shark attack, you have some awesome scars an amasesing story to tell.
If I was biten on the arm by a shark, my first reaction would be to punch it, and try and escape it's grasp. On the other hand, if it bit me on the leg I'd probably scream, cry, and pray. If I survived (WOOP) I would never, EVER go to the seaside again. I'd love to find the shark that bit me and shoot it in the face! :guns:
i would try 2 hit ok kick its nose or eyes as there its weak spots and it most proberly will swim away
1st i would try to swim away even though im not a very good swimmer.
If that dont work then ki would just be out of my mind and try to fight it
Then i'd be dead but it's worth a try
Well the initial bite would deffinately hurt but after that I'd just keep hitting it in the nose. It's a very sensative spot for sharks...
Kick it in the face until it backs up, then stick my thumbs in it's eyes if I am bitten by it.
I'd punch the shark in the nose so he would rease me and then I would reach into his gills and tear apart whatever I could grab.
i dont know like give it a kiss?/
lol nah i would punch it then i would kick and then i would kill with a machine gun then rig it with a nuke and set it of with a rocket launcher. MWAUAHA:fmad:
I would panic !!!! Then start poking it in the eyes if I could or/and continually bash its face !
You have more chance of dieing in a car accident, or choking on food, or being stung by a bee then you do being bitten by a shark.
But if i got bitten, I would scream, and thrash around and try and kick it. Or some people say if you punch it in the nose it deters it.
Is that a trick question or something? I can't imagine any course of action other than screaming and flailing. I can't see myself being quick enough of a thinker or fighter to punch sharks.
probably try and jab my finger in its eye. Or you could always go with someone else. then if a shark comes to attack you then you won't have to swim faster then the shark you will just have to swim faster then the other guy. harsh but in a life or death situation what can you do
Yeah I would shit my pants...but that is why I would not go to far out in the Ocean for that to happen...but say if it were to happen...I would probably squirm(WORST thing to do) and get eaten alive *thumbs down*...I would not no what the hell to do..
If a shark really tried to eat me, all I can hope for is that my hitting it on the nose stuns it enough that it'll actually let go. If one hit's not enough, go for multiple. Given that the alternative to bruised knuckles is being eaten alive, I'll go for the bruised knuckles. Oh, and remember to hold my breath as well, because no doubt the shark will drag me down. Oh yeah, and yelling all the way. If I can get people's attention, someone might be able to actually help me.
But best bet first? Don't get into that situation. I'd check for cuts before I go in and I sure as hell wouldn't go on a surfboard as apparently to sharks, you look like a seal then (their favorite meal) and if they're really hungry, it'll look like a feast.
I would definetely panic. I would probably try to swim to my boat for help and hopefully someone would help me.
Id start screaming and hitting it . . .
Meh, I'm not planning on ever getting close enough to a shark >.> But urrrm, I would probably just try and stay still if they sense your fear or your panic, wouldn't that make them want to attack you more?
Cry and hope it kills me quickly.
If not swim away and not lose too many limbs.
I wouldn't be brave enough to try and hit the thing that is eating me, I would be too scared.