I'm sure everyone has played "would you rather" at some point, so I thought I'd start one here. The rules for this game are simple. I will start out by saying "Would you rather ____ or ____? The next person chooses one of the options and posts his/her own "would you rather", and we go from there. Please don't spam and let's keep this interesting! Would you rather have a Desert Eagle with an endless clip or a trained Bald Eagle?